WELCOME TO WHAT TO DO WITH THE CRIPPELD HORSE
So you have just managed to break your horses leg and the poor thing will never race or take part in a show jumping tournament again so what do you do with it. You take poor shadow out to a field and blow its head off with a twelve bor and then sell it to a glue factory never giveing another thought about other practical uses for crippeld horses.
WELL NOT ANY MORE I HAVE HEAR MANY OTHER THING YOU CAN DO WITH CRIPPELD HORSES.
IN THE GARDEN
GREAT GARDEN IDEAS
Is your lawn mower allways breaking down and haveing it fixed is very exspensive then why not take your crippeld horse and strap it to a common wheel barrow you then have a fully working lawn mower that doesn't need electric and can easly be stored in any garden shed as an added plus it will also fertilise your lawn at the same time and if you have a crippeld pony why not strap it to a broom shank and there you have it a fully working strimmer for those hard to reach places and it also passes as a hedge trimmer.
IN THE HOME
HORSES HAVE INDOOR USES TOO
So you live in a block of flats and have no garden what do you to the crippeld horse now. Put down that shot gun horses have indoor uses to.
Take seating in mordern times couches can be exspensive so why not cut the legs off your crippeld horse throw a rug over it a there you go a three seater couch and remember that pony exellent foot stool.
SO REMEMBER JUST BECAUSE SHADOWS LEGS ARE BROKEN DOESEN'T MEAN IT SHOULD BECOME PRIT STICK.
ONLY A JOKE
PLEASE REMEMBER PEOPLE I AM ONLY KIDDING ABOUT THE USES OF CRIPPELD HORSES AND PLEASE DON'T STRAP THEM TO WHEEL BARROWS (it would be funny to see though)
