DEAR MR-T

HERE'S WHERE MR-T SORTS OUT ALL OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS

So ya fools it's come to this MR-T has to sort out all of your problems well lets see which of you suckers has got the guts to tell me all ya problems?

I AIN'T GETTING ON NO PLANE FOOL

SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY DON'T
Dear MR-T
Last year I started havein strange dreams about cartoon caricters. At first they were just normal wacy dreams but then one night it started getting mucky and ever since every night I dream about cartoons shaging is there anything I can do to stop these dreams or will I have to book my self into a clinic for therapy.

MR-T SAYS
QUIT YOUR MOANING BITCH OR I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS JUST GET ON WITH YOUR PUNY LIFE AND FORGET ABOUT IT GO OUT AND HUMP SOME BITCH AND YOU WILL SOON FORGET ABOUT THOSE CARTOON HORES BUT JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T HERE'S A PIC FOR YOU TO JACK OFF TO.

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SCARED OF LOVEING AGAIN
Dear MR-T a few years ago I met a Phillapino girl in a local night club we got talking then one thing led to another and we ended up kissing. At the end of the night we agreed to meet up the following day.
So the next day we met up and had a lovely walk in the park and had lunch in a nice little french retaurant. I was smitten.
Things continued like that for several months never going further than holding hands and kissing then one night we both had a bit too much to drink and started undressing each other but when it came to takeing off her gusset to my horror I discoverd a big huge mound of pubic hair. I just jumped up pulled my pants back on and fled but since that night I have never been able to remove another girls gusset for fear of being confronted with another unshaven haven.
please help MR-T

MR-T SAYS:
YA PANSY ASSED FOOL I DON'T KNOW WHAT WORRIES ME MORE YOUR FEAR OF SPIDERS LEGS OR IT TOOK YOU A FEW MONTHS TO GET IN HER PANTS. LOOK MY ADVICE TO YOU IS STOP BEING SUCH A WINEING PUSSY FINED THIS PHILLIPINO BITCH AND FILL HER ASS FULL OF MAN LOVE.

SHAGGY GETTING IT ON

THE LAST WORD
SO I'VE HELP OUT TWO SUCKERS AND IF YOU TO WOULD LIKE HELP JUST SEND YOU LETTERS TO:
69 SUCK MY ASS